these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
How does it feel to date your dad?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize
