i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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