just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
