the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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