Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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