You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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