Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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