Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
