so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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