Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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