I'm drive I can fine osifer
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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