If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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