office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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