My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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