If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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