I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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