all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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