bring money and cleavage
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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