And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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