Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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