i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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