I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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