this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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