sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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