it hurts more in the daytime
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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