so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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