Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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