But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
