i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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