i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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