He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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