Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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