I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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