he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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