sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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