she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Randomize
