Christians are straight up FREAKS
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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