I would go down on you faster than GM stock
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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