Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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