Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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