nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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