and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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