butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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