is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I would fuck him just for his dog
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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