how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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