Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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