Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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