I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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