Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
