I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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