Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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