You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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