i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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