take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
