If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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